Guimaras Tricycle Driver Killed in Drive By Shooting
Rufo (Dodong) Tahum was a quiet man. He drove a tricycle for years on our island province of Guimaras. He also kept many fighting roosters…
Best Computer Tech in Guimaras
My World Wide Web was down for two days recently. Despite making multiple calls to Globe for assistance, I still had no internet connection. What’s…
Growing Cash Crop Bananas in the Philippines
We have about 25 banana plants on our property in the Philippines. They’re not trees, but “pseudostems,” made of densely packed leaves. So a banana plant is…
Americans Only Finish 2nd Place on 2018 Immigration’s Rude List
The Crusty Old (American) Expat noticed an interesting press release from the Official Website of the Philippine Bureau of Immigration today. “BI Barred 133 Rude…
“Korean” Tourist Killed by Boracay Lady Boy was Chinese
Remember “Kallee?” The 21-year-old-lady boy from Cebu City. “Kallee,” aka Carlito Alegado, admitted to stabbing to death a “Korean” tourist in Boracay last Friday, January…
Upcoming El Niño Means Good Water Conservation
With the approaching El Niño predicted by the Philippines weather service, water rationing is a possibility. Therefore, the upcoming El Niño means good water conservation. First…
Upcoming 2019 El Niño Assault Predicted
The island province we call home, Guimaras, may be in for another “state of calamity.” The National Weather Service of the Philippines, PAGASA, has a dire prediction. “Upcoming…
Boracay Lady Boy Butchers Korean Tourist
Who? One Korean tourist. What? Stabbed to death by a lady boy. Where? Boracay. Why? Korean didn’t pay for “entertainment services.” “Boracay Lady Boy Butchers…
Actor’s Temper Tantrum Triggers BI Balikbayan Reminder
An Actor’s Temper Tantrum Triggers BI Balikbayan Reminder. A Bureau of Immigration, BI, Press Release regarding the Balikbayan Privilege was recently issued. A local celebrity,…
Have You Submitted Your Annual Report to Immigration?
Have You Submitted Your Annual Report to Immigration? You have until March 1, 2019. The Philippine Bureau of Immigration (BI) has warned registered foreign nationals who…
How a Foreigner Can Open a Philippines Bank Account
“How a Foreigner Can Open a Philippines Bank Account” is today’s topic. We retired to the Philippines over nine and one-half years ago. First of…
No Taping of Cop’s Gun Muzzles New Year’s Eve
There will be no taping of cop’s gun muzzles with masking tape this New Year’s Eve. For the third year in a row, the Philippine…
Farmer Crushed to Death by Videoke Machine
On a daily basis I read the local news online, The Daily Guardian and Panay News. Sometimes I read a story so bizarre that it…
