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Board Games Break the Boredom in the Philippines

03/28/2020 by The Kano

During the current worldwide COVID-19 crisis, more and more families are getting together playing board games. Board games break the boredom in the Philippines and all over the planet. Here’ s a look at our nieces and our nephew spending some time playing Jenga, not actually a board game as such. Do you see a … Read more

“Arrogant” Arab Nabbed by Immigration Agents in Guimaras

11/23/201906/11/2019 by The Kano

Breaking News: “Arrogant” Arab Nabbed by Immigration Agents in Guimaras. A Press Release issued hours ago by the Bureau of Immigration’s Facebook page revealed the following breaking news on our island province of Guimaras.

Free Super-Fast Internet Coming to Philippines

11/23/201911/22/2017 by The Kano

“Free Super-Fast Internet Coming to Philippines.” What have you been smoking, dude? Is this more “fake news” being perpetrated by Facebook?

Moron Screws up His Internet Account

08/05/201703/19/2017 by The Kano

The Kano eating balut in the Philippines

The cancellation of the visit from our island province’s resident computer god saved me a few pesos. Panoy, is known throughout the land of sweet mangoes, Guimaras, for his computer savvy. The tech wizard could have solved my problem with Globe quicker than a young boy can wipe snot off his nose with a shirtsleeve.

The Battle Rages On! At War with Globe’s Grand Gaffe!

11/23/201903/09/2017 by The Kano

It’s been one week since I’ve attempted to add my new Globe internet account to our existing account with the telecom. The battle rages on! I’m at war with “Globe’s Grand Gaffe!”

At War with Globe’s Grand Gaffe!

11/23/201903/08/2017 by The Kano

“Onward, Crusty Soldiers! Marching as to war! With the staff of ‘Globe’s Grand Gaffe’ going on before. “Dave,” the crusty expat, leads against the foe! Forward into battle, see his blathering go!”

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre: Guimaras Mountain Resort

06/15/201802/17/2017 by The Kano

My lovely asawa and I recently witnessed a St. Valentine’s Day Massacre at the Guimaras Mountain Resort. OK, I, confess. Maybe only a few turkeys and chickens were actually sacrificed for the buffet dinner. However, Valentine’s Day, 1929, in Chicago, produced a very “Bloody Valentine.” Seven members of “Bugs” Moran’s gang were gunned down. The slaughter was attributed to rival gangster Al “Scarface” Capone.