Globes happiness guarantee
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Globe’s Holy Week Data Alignment Disaster

It’s a mystery to me. Seems like every time we go somewhere and return, my Globe internet doesn’t work. We recently spent a couple of…

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New Philippines Domestic Helper Hired!

Run naked through the streets and shout it from the housetops! “New Philippines Domestic Helper Hired!” OK, you might want to skip that running naked…

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ford ranger
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Philippines Vehicle Registration Ruckus Pt. 2

Our Ford Ranger truck’s registration was coming up for renewal. Upon the advice of a British friend I sent a text message to the Brit’s…

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emergency in guimaras
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Severe Attack Sends Spouse Back to Emergency Room Again

My suffering spouse returns to the ER.

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DSC
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Conclusion: Clash of the Filipina Maids

The 21-year-old Filipina that we were considering to hire as a part-time maid left for her home after an interview with my wife. I then…

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Johnny Rockets
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Great Burgers at Johnny Rockets in Boracay

Johnny Rockets is an American restaurant franchise whose themed decor is based upon 1950s diner-style restaurants. I’m here to testify, Brothers and Sisters, that great…

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island hopping in boracay
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Our Island Hopping Disappointment in Boracay

“Our Island Hopping Disappointment in Boracay.” I must have been asked over a thousand times if I wanted to go island hopping by various salesmen…

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the top score for magic sing
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You Can’t Be a True Filipino if You Don’t Sing Karaoke

You can’t be a true Filipino if you don’t sing karaoke. Pinoys and Pinays take their singing seriously to the extent that people have even…

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guimaras provincial hospital
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Diagnosis: Dengue Fever & Pneumonia, Part 2

A nurse came over and escorted us to a room on the second floor. The sign posted outside the room read as follows: “Infectious Female Ward.”

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another view of the construction site in the Philippines
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Latest Update on our New Home Construction in the Philippines

I finally get off my lazy butt and post some new pictures of our new home construction.

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meeting the new neighbors in the philippines
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Survey on New Property Could Spark Turf War

Was there a possibility of a turf war brewing on our property?

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ambulance leaving guimaras provincial hospital
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My Two Dollar Emergency Room Visit to the Hospital

Another attack hit me late Sunday afternoon and lasted for hours…

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ultrasound
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The Great Guimaras Ultrasound Gaffe Conclusion

I don’t remember a time when I’ve been more irritated in over five years…

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