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Continuing Problems with Smart Bro in Iloilo

Internet broad ban service in the Philippines is a hit and miss proposition. If there’s not a brown out, power outage, then chances are the…

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The Lizard Poop Brush. An Essential Item in Every Filipino Household

Lizard Poop. It’s not much of a problem in our Iloilo subdivision home as it was back at “The Compound” in Guimaras where we formerly…

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Can Tuko (Geckos) Cure AIDS?

If you're an expat in the Philippines like I am, you have undoubtedly heard the rumors spreading throughout the provinces that large geckos (called "tuko"…

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The Ant Killer of Iloilo

Ants. Thousands of them. The amount of lizard poop on our kitchen counters at "The Compound" in Guimaras has significantly decreased, but ants? They're all…

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New Super Walmart of the Philippines Opens in Iloilo City!

I was ecstatic to hear that SM had just opened a new Hypermarket in Iloilo. SM (which stands for “Shoe Mart” and NOT  “sado masochism”,…

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Lizard Poop! in Iraq!

A BIG "Lizard Poop!" Shout out to everyone at Camp Basra in Iraq and to faithful "Lizard Poop!" supporter, Ralph! Received a comment from Ralph…

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How to Earn Money in the Philippines!

How to Earn Money in the Philippines! Well, with the US Dollar losing strength against the Philippine Peso, currently the rate is 43.25 PHP to…

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Philippines National Police Invades Our Subdivision!

Philippines National Police Invades Our Subdivision!  Around 8 am on a Friday morning as I'm online checking my latest visitor stats to "Lizard Poop!", I…

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Mormons Storm Our Gates in the Philippines! The Wife Beats Them Back!

Mormons Storm Our Gates in the Philippines!  I was in Iloilo City this past Monday, and my wife, "The Boss", stayed home in Guimaras. While…

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The Link Between Iloilo and Guimaras! Lizard Poop’s First Guest Post!

The following is from an email sent to me by one of my faithful supporters, Kaltehitze,  who is a former resident of Iloilo. I deeply appreciate…

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Abandoning Ricky Reyes! The Flathead Look.

Abandoning Ricky Reyes! Imagine my shock when my wife advised me yesterday on a lazy Sunday afternoon that she was going to a local beauty salon, Nature's…

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No Weekends in the Philippines!

  There are no weekends in the Philippines! Well, it doesn't seem like it to me. How I used to long for the weekends to commence…

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I’m Giving Up My Spam!

  I'm Giving Up My Spam! Yep, after being one of the staples of my diet these past ten months in the Philippines, I have decided…

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