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Philippines Vehicle Registration Ruckus

Any notion knocking around inside my fat head that I’m living in paradise is usually shattered by a visit to any local government office. “Philippines…

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they love to dance at Manggahan
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“Do You Speak English?”

Comments are back!

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Annual Report 2015: A Positive Experience at Iloilo Immigration Office

Annual Report this year at Iloilo was completed with no problems.

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Sexy Filipinas and Daring Dancers at Manggahan

Sometimes it’s tough being an American expat in the Philippines. I’m married to a lovely, loving, loyal Filipina wife and surrounded by some of the most beautiful exotic women and sexy girls on earth.

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Our Cignal Satellite Installed in Guimaras Part 2

If you want to retire and live in the Philippines, be prepared for an extremely different culture than you might be used to if you…

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The Aging American Expat in the Philippines

American Expat in the Philippines. Iloilo City. Retired. Lazy. Everybody does everything for me. Well, almost everything. I do pee on my own.  Living in…

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The Nude Model and the Super Sale

Ten bucks. 340 pages. No hype. No bull.  I'm talking about my new E-book, "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Why advisor? Because that's what I try…

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Iloilo’s Bothersome Brownouts

Brownouts in the Philippines, including Iloilo where we reside, are as common as cockfights. You might be in the middle of checking to see if…

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Top Ten Tips On Moving to the Philippines. Pt. 2

My last post dealt with a personal list of my "Top Ten Tips" on moving to the Philippines and advice on what to do once…

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Fernando Poe Jr., Duwendes and Pan De Sal

Received an interesting email the other day forwarded by Farkus from Fargo. "Dave, enjoy reading your adventures in the Philippines. They provide me with a…

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Santa’s Elf is on the Right.

By Filipino standards, I thought he was tall for one of Santa's helpers. I'm only 6' tall but tower over most people in the Philippines….

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Goodbye, Guimaras. Hello, Iloilo City.

My mother-in-law and my asawa were having a loud exchange outside our home in Guimaras the other afternoon. I’ve wisely learned to not attempt to…

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