7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination

island hopping is more fun in the Philippines

First of all, perhaps you thought I would be listing 7,107 reasons to make the Philippines your retirement destination. The number 7,500 refers to the number of islands now thought to make up the Philippine archipelago. 7,107 had been the standard figure for years ever since The Crusty Old Expat moved to the Philippines almost 10 years ago.

According to Wikipedia, only 2,000 of those 7,500 islands are inhabited.  5,000 are still nameless.

The Inquirer.net recalls the question to Charlene Gonzales in the 1994 Miss Universe pageant: How many islands make up the Philippines?

charlene gonzales miss universe 1994 question - 7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination

“High tide or low tide?”Ms. Gonzales replied.

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Technically speaking, per the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, an island has to be “a naturally formed area of land, surrounded by water, which is above water at high tide.”

Own Your Own Island in the Philippines

We had the opportunity to buy our own island off the coast of Guimaras several years ago from distant relatives for 4,000 US dollars. We passed. The owners didn’t have clear title.

In addition, there was no electricity on the island. Of course, since it was an island, we could only reach it via a boat. It would have been a risky “vanity” purchase. We could have said we owned our own island.

So what? We certainly weren’t going to pour a ton of money into it and transform it into a resort.  Some foreigners in Guimaras have. We were content to build a new 4,000 sq. ft. home with a swimming pool. Six Comfort Rooms, CRs, also are on our property. I didn’t want to have to wait to take a shower or a poop.

Sexy Pool boy in the Philippnes has swimming pool ready - 7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination

Pee? I can do that outside. We don’t have any close neighbors, which really doesn’t matter in the Philippines anyway.

Public Male Urinal Iloilo Philippines - 7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination

Old News from 2013

But in 2013, the National Mapping and Resource Information Authority (NAMRIA) obtained new technology that allowed them to better gauge land formations. Consequently, NAMRIA discovered more than 400-500 previously unknown islands.

So there you have it, Pilgrims. 7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination.

Peeing outside without being arrested is just one of the many fringe benefits of living in the Philippines.

Guimaras pee tree - 7,500 Reasons to Make the Philippines your Retirement Destination

Author: The Kano

POST AUTHOR: "THE KANO." Dave DeWall, "The Kano", is the Publisher & Editor-in-Chief of "Philippines Plus" in publication since August 2009. He is also the CEO of Lizard Poop Productions and author of the best-selling guide book "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Dave moved to the Philippines in July 2009 from Central Illinois with his lovely wife of over 19 years, "The Sainted Patient Wife." The couple reside in a rural province in Western Visayas, Guimaras. The small island province is said to have the sweetest mangoes in the world. They do not have any children but are the proud owners of eight active canines, including a Belgian Shepherd called "Killer" "Killer" has bitten five people in the last two years along with one goat and a carabao. "Killer" doesn't like strangers. Or goats. Or carabaos.