“Free Sex” at 2019 Dinagyang Festival

“Free Sex at 2019 Dinagyang Festival.” First of all, what has The Crusty Old Expat been smoking? Frankly, nothing. However, I have been reading an article by Glenda Tayona over at the Panay News this morning that perked me up.

 A NGO, nongovernment organization, is giving away free condoms during this year’s Dinagyang Festival.

In contrast, smoking in public during the annual celebration can land you in jail.

However, “free sex” at the Dinagyang Festival, along with no curfew restriction on drinking beer, is reminiscent of heathen Roman orgies over a thousand years ago.

Now all they need is a vomitorium.

OK, so sex and public drunkenness are deemed more permissible than openly smoking in public? While I’m not a smoker myself, something seems askew on Dinagyang’s moral compass.

The “Planned Parenthood of the Philippines”, the Family Planning Organization of Philippines (FPOP) Iloilo Chapter, is giving away the free condoms.

During the 2017 Dinagyang, 70,000 condoms were distributed, said Mona Lisa Diones, FPOP Iloilo program manager.

FPOP Iloilo gets its supply of free condoms from Save the Children, also a nongovernment organization, the Department of Health and other organizations.

The distribution will be until Sunday.

Then, evidently, the free sex will end.

Author: The Kano

POST AUTHOR: "THE KANO" aka "THE CRUSTY OLD EXPAT." Dave DeWall, "The Kano", is the Publisher & Editor-in-Chief of "Philippines Plus" in publication since August 2009. He is also the CEO of Lizard Poop Productions and author of the best-selling guide book "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Dave moved to the Philippines in July 2009 from Central Illinois with his lovely wife of over 18 years, "The Sainted Patient Wife." The couple reside in a rural province in Western Visayas, Guimaras. The small island province is said to have the sweetest mangoes in the world. They do not have any children but are the proud owners of eight active canines, including a Belgian Shepherd called "Killer" "Killer" has bitten five people in the last two years along with one goat and a carabao. "Killer" doesn't like strangers. Or goats. Or carabaos.