Living in the Philippines: Five Year Review

Continuing my “Living in the Philippines: Five Year Review: Part Two” looks at what my pet peeves about the Philippines were during my 3rd Year Review.   Some of the items mentioned in Part One, which dealt with my first year in paradise, popped up in Year Three, namely Filipinos who butt in line and brownouts. By the third year of my retirement in this archipelago, I have evidently adjusted enough to only have two issues that irritate me from two years ago. Truth be told, my asawa can probably give you a whole list of stuff I gripe about, but that’s a whole different post.  The Bonehead & the bank guards

The Bonehead & the bank guards

Hanging out with my MetroBank peeps in Iloilo City during year one

If I were to reflect on what ticks me off the most about my  living here now, number one would be the “the kano skin tax.” As I explained in part one, I’ve pretty much dealt with the brownout and butting in line irritations, but a recent incident in Iloilo City with a crooked cabbie from GDR reminded me that I should have listed this issue during my previous looks at the past.

What is “the kano skin tax?” It’s when a Filipino charges a “rich foreigner” like myself, extra, above the going rate,  for commodities or services. I’ve lived in the Philippines for five years and for the most part, my wife and I have not had that many problems with the taxi drivers that ply the streets of Iloilo, the self-proclaimed “City of Love.” But as my asawa and I were heading home from a day’s shopping trip, we hailed a cab from GDR since they’re a big taxi and are usually located at the SM Hypermarket where we do the bulk of our grocery shopping.

The 666 Taxi in Iloilo City

But after several minutes we realized that the cabbie was going a different, longer route than we ever experienced. The driver was also allowing other vehicles to pull off side streets in front of him and was even letting pedicabs cut in. My wife noticed the long route the driver was taking first and I realized she was correct.

Our ride from the Hypermaket to the Ortiz Dock in Iloilo City is always under 100 pesos, but now we were approaching Robinsons Mall, a good distance from the wharf yet, and we were already at 100 pesos on the meter. ” Why are you taking us the long way?” I asked our crooked cabbie. “I’ve been here five years and no one has ever taken us this route. It always costs us under100 pesos every time!” No reply.

We got bogged down in heavy traffic, though it was only 2:30 in the afternoon. I was getting more and more irritated. I heard the driver say the word “traffic” to my wife. “We wouldn’t be stuck in heavy traffic,” I said, if you wouldn’t have taken the long way!” Again, no reply, but this time the driver covered his shaved head with a sweat towel and drove on. Finally we reached Oritiz, and though the meter read 130 pesos, over 30 pesos the usual charge, you might wonder why I would be so upset. It’s not about the 30 pesos, it’s all about the principle. 

Ortiz Dock, getting off the pump boat

Getting off the pump boat at Ortiz Dock in Iloilo City

Our usual porter, Lang Lang, greeted us to haul away our groceries to the pump boat and I loudly asked him: “Do you know this driver? He took us the long way from the Hypermarket! I’ve never had one take us the long way from there before!” Lang Lang said he did. I walked over to the driver’s side of the taxi and checked out his cab number and loudly said it aloud so the cabbie knew I was taking note.

My asawa went over to buy our pump boat tickets back to Guimaras as I complained to Lang Lang and shouted my disgust with this driver so all the other porters could hear. I’m afraid I used language that can’t be repeated here. But I calmed down by the time I reached our pump boat as we began our way home to our island province. But the good things about living in the Philippines, such as the cheaper cost of living and the friendly Filipinos (minus the occasional person who tries to take advantage of you) far outweigh the bad. I wouldn’t have stuck around for five years if I didn’t enjoy living here and have no plans to ever move back to the States.It's Fiesta Time in Guimaras!

Fiesta time with all the relatives at “The Compound”‘

It takes time adjusting to living in the Philippines. It won’t happen overnight. I’m thankful that we have less brownouts now in Guimaras than when we first moved here. It makes life much more pleasant, especially during the hot summer months of April and May.

How long does it take to adjust? That really depends on the individual and how willing they are to adapt. You’re going to need to embrace the culture if you’re going to survive in the Philippines. Have I adjusted? No, not completely, but I’m getting more used to life in the Philippines with each passing year. I wouldn’t trade my experiences here for one minute.

Author: The Kano

POST AUTHOR: "THE KANO." Dave DeWall, "The Kano", is the Publisher & Editor-in-Chief of "Philippines Plus" in publication since August 2009. He is also the CEO of Lizard Poop Productions and author of the best-selling guide book "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Dave moved to the Philippines in July 2009 from Central Illinois with his lovely wife of over 19 years, "The Sainted Patient Wife." The couple reside in a rural province in Western Visayas, Guimaras. The small island province is said to have the sweetest mangoes in the world. They do not have any children but are the proud owners of eight active canines, including a Belgian Shepherd called "Killer" "Killer" has bitten five people in the last two years along with one goat and a carabao. "Killer" doesn't like strangers. Or goats. Or carabaos.

16 thoughts on “Living in the Philippines: Five Year Review

  1. Yaa, the good ole ‘Kano tax. Always make a guy grind his teeth. Unlike you I live in town and do a lot of shopping with the local sari-sari stores, fruit vendors etc. in the palenki. How I solved it was to hang back, watch a local buy something, observe the money change hands then buy the same thing. Once a lady tried to jack the price, I just pointed to the lady that was still standing there with her change and raised an eyebrow. The vendor got pretty fluster and then embarrassed and the customer that was before me started giggling. Other than that I only buy things where the prices are posted…………..boy can’t wait for the next installment on what T’s you off lololol.

    1. Yeah, you gotta love it Scott H. I never hang nearby when my wife is shopping at our local market. She does have a relative, however, that gives her a discount, but aside from shopping with the boss at SM City, where the prices are fixed, I stay out of the whole shopping thing as much as possible.

  2. Dave,
    How are you feeling? The cab sounds like a Manila one. Like you said the good far outweighs the bad and adjusting to the Philippines you just have to take one day at a time.

    1. Waited three hours at outpatient today, Papa Duck. They gave me some meds to shrink the kidney stones and for pain. I have to go back tomorrow for a kidney test. Not much I can do about the enlarged prostrate since it’s normal for an old geezer like me to have an enlarged one. I have to follow a strict diet and no more beer or caffeine. There is NO WAY I ever want to go through one of the popular surgeries to remove a prostrate…go right through your pee pee to remove it! 🙁

      1. hi dave i am happy uou take things lightly..i know things will be okay…

        you are right….the iver pricing thing is ramphant even to filipinos coming home from abroad coz the notion that’s always on the mind of the loclals that they have lots of money and it’s okay to give an over price…sad though but that’s the way life is here….

        1. Yes, Rya, and you’re right, it’s not only the foreigners that sometimes get overprices but the OFWs as you mentioned. I don’t mind paying someone a fair price but I don’t think anyone enjoys getting cheated.

          1. indeed..but that’s their easy money in this crisis…as long as life is tough…cheating will always be there…as long as their is greed and not contented..cheating will always be there..

            1. Unfortunately what you say is true, Rya. The so-called “straight path”has only produced more and more corruption and bribes under the guise of PDAF which only has made the rich even richer.

    1. Thanks, DaveW. Yep, no more beer and no more caffeine. Well, I’ve been pain free the last two days and I have some meds to shrink the kidney stones now. Just got back from the hospital this morning and they did a test to see if my kidneys are functioning normally and thankfully they are. But no more beer or Coke? Whew! That’s going to be tough. 🙁

    1. Yeah, no more beer and no more caffeine, Papa Duck, that’s going to be tough. I’m drinking two liters of water a day and Melinda is making unsweetened lime juice for me. Guess I’ll have to turn in my new Red Horse t-shirt to some local charity. 🙁

  3. Maybe you need to check with pee-pee doctor. I have this problem since I had my first scope where the sun doesn’t shine when I was 55 which they say needs to be done every five years after 55. 2 days later I was seeing stars when trying to pee. They swear that this is not the result. Now I take 0.04 MG tablet of Flowmax every day so I can pee. So far not cut into SM fun.

    1. Yeah, I might have to do that, George. I’m sure this is TMI for a lot of folks, but I can pee without any problem and really have no problem urinating either inside or outside. If I had not had the kidney stone attack I would not have known about the enlarged prostate. But a blood test for my kidneys today revealed all is well with them and I’ve been without pain, as mentioned in an earlier comment, for two days now. Take care, George.

  4. it’s true..i even voted for this president…i thought things will be okay and much better but things got worst and a lot are in so much struggles right now..in our town all things are expensive and earning an income is really hard..no wonder a lot of professionals are now working abroad no matter how hard it is…tough years..

    1. I go to the Manila Standard Times for the best HONEST news I can find about the Philippines, Rya. They cut through all the crap and aren’t puppets or mouthpieces of the government.

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