Ten bucks. 340 pages. No hype. No bull. I'm talking about my new E-book, "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Why advisor? Because that's what I try to do. I endeavor to inform, amuse and advise my readers that are interested in moving to the Philippines or already living in this archipelago. I'm no intellectual. If you've read my stuff for awhile, you're already aware of that.
Never graduated from college. Took two "Life Drawing" classes in a local community college to earn eight credits and that's it. "Life Drawing?" Yeah, that's a class in which you sketch nude models for almost three hours.
But don't get excited. The model for my first class half the time was some guy named "Bill." In full disclosure, I will confess to you that I enjoyed sketching the female models much more. I was not married at the time.
I asked one of the female models out. She had a robe on. It was break time. That didn't work out very well. Her boyfriend had been killed about a year before on the parking lot of the college by a disturbed student. She wasn't ready to meet anyone else yet.
For the past three years I've been "blogging." I came out with an electronic, digitally-enhanced, super-duper publication that a person can download (after payment) two years ago. Had the unwieldy title of "The Philippines: Guide to Moving to and Living in Paradise."
Earlier this year I completely revamped that E-book and renamed it. Took the "paradise" out of the Philippines. Called it "The Expat Guide to the Philippines." Don't get me wrong, I love living in the Philippines but it's no paradise. Anybody that tells you it is, probably also tells all the women he has a 12-inch "pee pee."
In an effort to expand the E-books I have for sale in digital download format, I recently released another E-book: "Make Your Move. Retire to the Philippines NOW!" But I felt it was more of a companion volume to my former "Expat Guide." I felt "Make Your Move" would be a far better product that I would be proud to sell on my website if I combined it with "The Expat Guide to the Philippines." Thus, I've launched "The Philippines Expat Advisor." It's 340 pages long and is selling for ten dollars for the next three days only.
The new E-book is a combination of my previous "Expat Guide" and the short-lived "Make Your Move." I've juiced it up, re-edited it and added a bunch more pictures and graphics. I now feel it's one of the most comprehensive guides you can find on the topic of moving to and living in the Philippines. I can honestly say that without my nose growing into Pinocchio-like proportions.
After the special promo sale of ten dollars, I'm pricing the advisor at $27.00. Save 17 bucks and order it today. I will never offer it again at the reduced price of $10.00. And I'll be keeping the new book around. I'll be offering more E-books in the new future, but will be concentrating more efforts on promoting the new book. Check it out today. For ten bucks, you really can't go wrong on this deal.