Aswang Attacks Cop Outside Our Iloilo Subdivision!


Heard my asawa's manicurist outside my window the other afternoon. She stopped by to give my wife the latest news in our subdivision. She  has access to the lastest breaking chiz miz, gossip, available as she makes her rounds. When my wife came inside to inform me that "Madge" (not her real name) told her that an aswang, a Filipino witch, attacked a barangay police officer right outside our subdivision, I took notice.The Aswang

  • "Madge said a 67-year-old aswang living in our subdivision was taken away in a tricycle for attacking a tanod. The aswang was so strong that they had to beat her off with a stingray switch. She's going to tell me more when she comes back to do my manicure."
  • "Stingray switch?" I asked.
  • "Yes, Dad had one hanging above the door of our house in Guimaras. That's the only thing that will fight off an aswang." my asawa informed me. (That's good to know, I thought.)
  • "Well, let me know what she tells you. This could make for an interesting story." said I.

I would imagine that the above conversation is not something the majority of my readers have had with their asawa recently. I took it in stride. I published the story of the aswang that attacked my wife's family home in the nearby rural province of Guimaras a couple of years ago.  I'm familar with that particular brand of Filipino witch.

For the uniniated, sightings of aswang, or "tik tik," are quite common in the Western Visayas region where we reside.  Aswangs are shape shifters, usually winged females with a long nose, and have been seen changing into pigs, dogs, cats or chickens.

The creature that attacked my asawa's family home changed into the form of a cat. They are especially fond of eating unborn fetuses and small children and have a craving for human livers. They roam at night. During the day they look just like ordinary Filipinos. 

I can assure you that I have not been drinking huge amounts of San Miguel Pale Pilsen as I write this. My wife is convinced that these witches exist. So when "Madge" returned to slap some polish on my wife's fingernails and toes, I was anxious to hear what she had to say about this latest aswang sighting.

This was the second time this particular woman had attacked the tanod, sentries of the barangays (local government units, villages) while the peace officer was on his night patrol. They are akin to neighborhood watch patrols in the States.

The assaults took place just outside the barangay of our subdivision. After the second attack, the tanod rushed to his mother's home to retrieve the tail of a stingray knowing that will ward off the creature. He grabbed the stingray tail and with another tanod, managed to get the aswang into a tricycle to escort her to the nearby main police department in Iloilo. 

  • "FLY! FLY!" screamed a voice from a nearby banana tree, urging the woman to try in vain to escape from her captors.

She was extremely strong, according to my wife's manicurist, and put up a terrific battle despite the lashing she was getting from the stingray's tail.

The tanods managed to drag her into the police station. By that time, the woman's daughter had arrived, pleading with the officers to release her nanay into her custody. She told the police that her mother had recently suffered a nervous breakdown and had been behaving erratically.

The Iloilo police released the alleged aswang much to the chagrin of the local barangay peace officers. My western mindset accepted this as the most logical explanation for the "aswang" attack, until my asawa informed me that the woman that had assaulted the tanod used to live nearby just blocks away from us.

The local pig slop boy makes the rounds on his pedicab every morning in our Iloilo subdivision and collects leftover food scraps that residents do not want and feeds it to his pigs. Early one morning in the dim light of dawn, he was startled when he heard a loud thud on the roof of the house he was standing in front of.

He saw a cat on the roof hissing and witnessed that feline changing into the shape of the same woman that had attacked the tanod! She had transformed right before his very eyes!

The young man screamed and fled as the aswang made threatening gestures to him on the roof. He did not want to become her next meal. The surrounding neighbors heard the commotion and word quickly spread.

A young pregnant woman neighbor quickly packed up her belongings and left the neighborhood. Other residents soon followed. The aswang eventually moved with her daughter to their present location just outside our own subdivision in Iloilo. To this day, that block contains numerous empty houses. My own spouse and I have gone by there many times on our nightly walking excursions.

So the next time you see a cat on roof, take notice. You might just want to carry your own stingray tail with you to be on the safe side. And if you don't have one available, offer the aswang a San Miguel Pale Pilsen and hope she doesn't prefer San Miguel Lite! You might just lose a liver! (Which you will anyway if you keep on drinking too much.)

Author: The Kano

POST AUTHOR: "THE KANO." Dave DeWall, "The Kano", is the Publisher & Editor-in-Chief of "Philippines Plus" in publication since August 2009. He is also the CEO of Lizard Poop Productions and author of the best-selling guide book "The Philippines Expat Advisor." Dave moved to the Philippines in July 2009 from Central Illinois with his lovely wife of over 19 years, "The Sainted Patient Wife." The couple reside in a rural province in Western Visayas, Guimaras. The small island province is said to have the sweetest mangoes in the world. They do not have any children but are the proud owners of eight active canines, including a Belgian Shepherd called "Killer" "Killer" has bitten five people in the last two years along with one goat and a carabao. "Killer" doesn't like strangers. Or goats. Or carabaos.

18 thoughts on “Aswang Attacks Cop Outside Our Iloilo Subdivision!

  1. URL check, yep it’s Philippine Plus, I thought this was John Miele’s “The Albularyo” blog…lol. It must be the year Dave, it’s 2012 anyhow. We are in the “awakening” stage up until 21 Dec. Let’s see, will those aswangs go out on that date? Hmmmm….something to ponder upon!

    1. I’m keeping my eyes to the skies looking for any aswangs flying around, jonathan. For some reason, I seem to spot more of them after a few rounds of San Migs. 😛

  2. Hi Dave,

    I have frequently used the phrase in jest ” It is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.” I will have to modify that with the ending “until somebody loses a liver” There is a small sweet little lady that I tease by calling her my Duwende friend. I wonder if they offer any protection from aswangs? It is quite possible that my father might have been an aswang. He was only 5’2″ and in his seventies at the time but managed to fend off three huge state troopers in a fit of drunken rage. Starting to connect the dots my friend!

    1. Dave,
      You mean a bolo would not work on the Aswang lol. I really enjoy reading stories about aswangs/duwendes. You never know, they may be true or maybe its too much imagination. Take care.

      1. A bolo is virtually useless against an aswang, Papa Duck. The whip made of stingray tails is effective, as mentioned in the article, along with garlic bulbs and holy water. Since our neighbor, Jesus, sells us our purified drinking water, I will have something on hand to repel any of the creatures. I’m going to SM City today to see if I can find any stingray tails, however. I think Ace Hardware may carry them.

    2. I tell the local KFC girl, who goes by the name of “Sweet,” that she’s no taller than a Duwende, Tom. But she only takes my order and does not have the opportunity to spit on my Zinger (that’s a sandwich, for those with your minds in the gutter) because we now pick up our food at a different section. I think you’d be better befriending the much taller Kapre. At 7-9 ft. tall, they would probably afford you more protection. After two chilled buckets of Red Horse, you should be able to find one. Or two.

      Interesting story about your Dad. Brings back some pleasant memories from my childhood before my own Dad quit drinking.

    3. Tom,
      Local aswangs possess a sort of talisman/agimat in their body, which is passed on in the family by generation to generation. Unless an aswang was able to pass this to the next of kin, he/she won’t die and live forever. That said, I don’t know about foreign aswangs. If your dad died he must’ve passed it on to one of your siblings….lol

      1. That’s good to know, Jonathan. I’ve also heard that duwendes get peed on a lot accidentally. If this starts happening to you, Tom, I would get a little concerned. 😛

    1. Yeah, I noticed it Scott H. and almost made a remark in my article. Trouble is, my asawa might just decide to read the stuff on my website for the first time and would have surely picked this article. 😀 I’d rather face an aswang than an angry asawa any day.

    1. Thanks, Rich. Watch your back when you get here. My asawa told me about another aswang encounter her sisters in Manila had. I’m listening at night for sudden “thud’s” on our roof. Never know when an aswang might pop up.

  3. Hi ita really true my father’s neighbor told them that she saw the tounge of the aswang right on her broken exhaustfan. It has some space. Probably aswang mistakenly enter to a different place which should be its target. Since they mentioned that there lives a pregnant woman next to their house. Upon getting that news. My father told my sister to tell me that i should be careful since im pregnant aswell, so they ask me to put alot of salt and garlic since aswangs are also scared of them and scissors.

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