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Philippines Beauty Pageant Obsession

Philippines Beauty Pageant Obsession. I’ve already suffered through months of news coverage regarding Miss Philippines Rachel Peters. Ms. Peters is a Filipino-British model who finished…

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Lolo Joins the Fight Club

Lolo joins the fight club. My 82-year-old father-in-law has dementia and talks to dead people.

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18 Candles

18 Candles. 18 Roses. 18 Treasures. My wife and I had been invited to the 18th Birthday celebration for Cousin Emma’s daughter, Kristine Ann. But…

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An Evening in Guimaras with the Ladyboys

Until my lovely asawa and I moved to the Philippines over four years ago to live in her home province of Guimaras, I did not…

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Filipino Student Banned Over FB Bikini Photo

Every morning I check Google News for the latest updates regarding the Philippines. “Filipino student banned over Facebook bikini photo” was a headline that was…

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“America in 3D: A Road Show in Diplomacy, Development, and Defense” Hits Iloilo City

My asawa and I had seen the banners at SM City in Iloilo a few weeks ago promoting an event sponsored by the US Embassy…

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The Kano Cracks up the Sun Store Staff in Iloilo

Sometimes it's hard being me. I occasionally amaze myself with the amount of B.S. I can spread in one place. I used this God-given ability…

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“Just Yank It Out, Doc!”

"Relax, relax," said the doc as she tried to calm me down. "If you want the tooth extracted, I will do that."  Even though I…

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A Friendly Chat With Armed Security Guards At Our Subdivision

Armed security guards are as common in our subdivision outside of Iloilo City as  shirtless Central Illinois rednecks guzzling a Pabst Blue Ribbon seated on…

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Tubig Trouble. Got Safe Drinking Water? Pt. 2

Left off last post with our water finally getting turned on by NAWASA (National Water and Sanitation Association of the Philippines) after moving to our…

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“Underwear, Sir?” SM Underwear Pushers

I’m a somewhat modest guy. I don’t pee in public streets as is the custom of many Guimaras residents. I don’t roll up my t-shirt…

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“You Might Be a Redneck in the Philippines if…”

Just a fun post, today. Thanks to "Dan the Man" for today's post, a flagrant rip-off of Jeff Foxworthy. "You might be a redneck in…

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Mr.Guimaras and the Redneck!

Wait a minute. I know what you’re thinking. Why is yours truly, The Bonehead’s picture, not on this poster? I live in Guimaras, right? I’m…

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