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“I Thought You Were Kidnapped!”

Picked up some pan de sal from the Sari Sari Bakeshop located on the edge of a jungle near our home in Guimaras. I had…

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Expats Land on the Moon in Iloilo

We landed on the moon around 11:30 am. The Moon Cafe. Next to SM City in Iloilo. A Mexican-inspired restaurant. Our driver, Naldo, had successfully…

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Do You Know the Way to San Joaquin?

[smartads]Went to a wedding this past Sunday in San Joaquin, Iloilo.  About a 90-minute drive from the jeepney terminal near Ortiz Dock. Left the Jordan…

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The Day Sunshine Died

Bought a mouse from Iloilo. Yeah, the kind that plugs into a computer. That's the only kind of mouse I've ever purchased.  I've never bought…

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Crazed Drug Addict Says to My Wife: “I Want To Marry This!”

Jordan wharf. Guimaras province in the Philippines. Just hopped on the multicab where Larry, our driver, had been waiting for my wife and I to…

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Larry’s Surprise

First time I spied Larry, a crew member of the pump boat, Tawash, not long after arriving in the Philippines in July 2009,  I actually…

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Guimaras Jeepney Dispatcher Kills His Cousin Over Passenger Dispute

“Sunny killed his cousin, sir. He’s in the BJMP jail in Guimaras.” Was riding shotgun in a multicab with groceries and my asawa in the…

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Cute 15-Year-Old Filipina is Checking Me Out! The Conclusion.

Just had embarrassed my asawa again as yesterday's story ended. Wasn't the first time. Won't be the last. We hop on a jeepney outside of…

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