There's been some talk recently of putting the late Pope John Paul II up for sainthood on the fast track. I hope my beautiful wife, my asawa, has many years left on this planet, but when the time comes I would like to have someone in the Catholic Church put her on the fast track for becoming a saint. One miracle is required for beatification and a second one is needed for sainthood. Miracle one is that my wife managed to survive even one year with her grumpy kano husband and remain sane. Miracle number two, the one needed for sainthood, is that she has somehow managed to stay with me an additional ten years as we celebrate our 11th Wedding Anniversary today.