From the Midwest redneck author of "The Rooster Crows at 4am!," "Lizard Poop!," and "The Philippines Expat Advisor"
Bikini Bombshell in Philippines Going to China!
Inquirer Lifestyle recently reported that the "bombshell," in the form of 19-year old Abbygale Monderin from Antipolo city who was recently crowned Slimmers World Miss Bikini Philippines, will represent the country in the Miss Bikini International to be held in China within the year.
Monderin, who represented Slimmers World Pasig, was also awarded the Miss Photogenic title and Best in Long Gown during the final Top 10 of the Festival-themed Coronation Night last April 27.
“I didn’t expect to win [competing against] all the beautiful ladies. I expected [one of] them to win,” Monderin said.
Even if she did not win the crown, Monderin said, “I still thought that I would represent [the country] someday in an international pageant.”
Finally, the voice of reason! Someone that has a savvy solution to this ongoing brouhaha with Beijing. Instead of sending a used warship from the United States to the latest hotspot, Scarborough Shoal, perhaps more Filipini bikini bombshells could be sent to China in an effort to distract the officials there and settle this dispute.
Of course, instead of America giving the PH more patrol vessels and aircraft, radar systems and coast watch stations which the Philippine government is requesting, I have my own personal suggestion. Philippine Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario and Defense Secretary Voltaire Gazmin recently met with their US counterparts, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Defense Secretary Leon Panetta in Washington DC.
Now here's my idea. Send Hillary Clinton over to China in a skimpy bikini and Leon Panetta dressed only in a low-rise thong. If that doesn't scare the Chinese into submission, I don't know what will!
And now I present the following video from YouTube of scanilty-clad Filipina bikini babes, a very sexy FHM Bikini Beauty Pageant from Cebu, as a way to erase the horrific mental image I may have just placed in your head!