From the Midwest redneck author of "The Rooster Crows at 4am!," "Lizard Poop!," and "The Philippines Expat Advisor"
Bikini Bombshell in Philippines Going to China!
The Philippines is set to send a bombshell to China. Not for a territorial dispute but for a competition to determine who has the “most dangerous curves” in the world. 
Inquirer Lifestyle recently reported that the "bombshell," in the form of 19-year old Abbygale Monderin from Antipolo city who was recently crowned Slimmers World Miss Bikini Philippines, will represent the country in the Miss Bikini International to be held in China within the year.
Monderin, who represented Slimmers World Pasig, was also awarded the Miss Photogenic title and Best in Long Gown during the final Top 10 of the Festival-themed Coronation Night last April 27.
“I didn’t expect to win [competing against] all the beautiful ladies. I expected [one of] them to win,” Monderin said.
Even if she did not win the crown, Monderin said, “I still thought that I would represent [the country] someday in an international pageant.”
Finally, the voice of reason! Someone that has a savvy solution to this ongoing brouhaha with Beijing. Instead of sending a used warship from the United States to the latest hotspot, Scarborough Shoal, perhaps more Filipini bikini bombshells could be sent to China in an effort to distract the officials there and settle this dispute.
Of course, instead of America giving the PH more patrol vessels and aircraft, radar systems and coast watch stations which the Philippine government is requesting, I have my own personal suggestion. Philippine Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario and Defense Secretary Voltaire Gazmin recently met with their US counterparts, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Defense Secretary Leon Panetta in Washington DC.
Now here's my idea. Send Hillary Clinton over to China in a skimpy bikini and Leon Panetta dressed only in a low-rise thong. If that doesn't scare the Chinese into submission, I don't know what will!
And now I present the following video from YouTube of scanilty-clad Filipina bikini babes, a very sexy FHM Bikini Beauty Pageant from Cebu, as a way to erase the horrific mental image I may have just placed in your head!
You know Dave, your Blog either needs to be delivered in a plain brown wrapper sometimes, or with a warning in the title “Do not view in view of your Asawa”
OOOPS, sorry, Scott H. Btw, your post will be coming up shortly. Thanks for the story.
Scott, if you would like to get your mug on any comments you leave, you can go to this LINK. I am posting pics with my new Recent Comments widget on the right sidebar.
Followed the link Dave, no telling if I did it right though lol.
You got it right, Scott. I see the new pic. Looks good.
Dave,
I think they can beat China with that bombshell lol. Looking forward to Scott’s post about life in Metro Manila. Dave you will to wait until my visit to see a photo of me hahaha. Be safe
Ok, PapaDuck, but you can put whatever picture you want in there. What about one of your GF and you? Or maybe your picture is too sexy to display, like Lance the Canadian’s?
But you’re right, if that Filipina couldn’t subdue China, I don’t know what could.
Dave,
After I watching the beautiful filipina bikini ladies, and after picking my tounge up off the floor, all i can say is HUBA HUBA HUBA!!!!!!!!!!
You da man Dave!!!!!
Awwwww, shucks, thanks John D.
Dave,
You got me composing a song hope you like it;
Images of Hillary in bikini and Panetta in thongs are invading my head,
Got a quick fix and it’s FHM Bikini Babes swirling in my shell,
No, No, No, don’t let them tease me, (Background: Not Clinton and Panetta!)
Please, please, please let me live for a while (Background: Not Clinton and Panetta!)
Don’t let them wear those thongs
Don’t let them wear those bikini bongs
Send ‘em to China
Send ‘em to Scarborough
Send ‘em to Taiwan
Or better yet to ASEAN
(Repeat All until images of Clinton and Panetta are erased in your brain)
LOL
You’re funny, jonathan. Loved your poetry! What’s really scary is that I originally had a frightening image of “Hillary” in a bikini posted on this article. I pulled it. Way too terrifying.
I’m so confused!
Like the new profile pic, Randy! And don’t worry, I’m ALWAYS confused.
It’s currently the most accurate depiction of me and the mood I’m in. If anyone really wants to see my portrait, they can visit my fb profile.
Shoot, Randy, I thought this WAS your real portrait!