From the Midwest redneck author of "The Rooster Crows at 4am!," "Lizard Poop!," and "The Philippines Expat Advisor"
Miss Philippines Earth 2011 Swimsuit Candidates
In the interest of promoting a more beautiful planet, today's YouTube video will feature candidates from the Miss Philippines Earth-2011 beauty pageant in swimsuit attire. Why swimsuit attire you might ask? Isn't that a bit sexist, Dave? Well, excuse me for trying to be more environmentally conscious? Don't swimsuits require less material to make and thus less materials used means less impact on the environment, right? However, I guess such reasoning would eventually lead to the conclusion that wearing no clothes at all would help our planet even more since, again, no clothes means less manufacturing and thus less factories polluting the earth. Please, I absolutely am NOT advocating that! Lord knows some people should NEVER be seen in public naked, let alone with all the lights out. Myself included.
Here's the link to the photo from Yahoo! Philippines OMG! Candidates were posing for photographers during a press presentation held in Pasay City, April 26, 2011.