From the Midwest redneck author of "The Rooster Crows at 4am!," "Lizard Poop!," and "The Philippines Expat Advisor"
Woman Exposes Breast on Jeepney in Guimaras!
She whipped her breast out quicker than Willie Revillame could bring a six-year-old to tears. I couldn't help but look. Jeepneys in the Philippines are usually quite crowded, and this one I had just boarded at the Jordan Wharf in Guimaras, after a solo pump boat trip to Iloilo, was packed fuller than the new Wonder Woman's bustier. 
After draining his mother's milk, the baby quickly fell silent, so I amused myself the rest of the trip home by taking a photo of mother and child (after the late afternoon feeding, of course) along with a cute Filipina that sat next to them with my Samsung Champ cell phone camera.
Told my wife what I had seen and the fact that the young mother had made no attempt to hide her breast. I had also witnessed a similar event earlier in the year at the Cebu Airport. My asawa simply said "people in the Philippines don't care." Well, don't get me wrong. I'm certainly not complaining. There are no breast-feeding stations on jeepneys in the Philippines, of course, and when a kid's hungry, you've got to feed that poor child. Frankly, I'm hoping to encounter a lot more hungry tots in future jeepney trips! I just love those cute little babies!
They people in the photo don’t seem to know that you are taking a picture of them. You must be getting a lot better at taking surreptitious photos. Did they notice afterwards?
Nope, they didn’t notice, Lance. I have my camera on the silent mode. Yeah, I know I’m kind of sneaky.
And we appreciate it !! Especially for including the cute Filipina in the photo.
She is cute, Lance. I’ll try to get more photos like that in the future.
I have seen the same thing Dave. Seems like the natural thing to do. Those babies are cute.
It is the natural thing to do, Gary, and didn’t bother me one bit. Just surprised me at first. Oh, yeah, the baby was cute, too.
Just another reason for me to support public transportation……thanks Dave……for keeping me…abreast……of life there…glad you took the photo undercover……no need to make a boob of your self by being obvious…..this was a very titillating story…..
Ralph in Iraq – The pun master!!!
Wow, Ralph in Iraq, you really pulled out all the puns you could on that comment. I’m speechless! And that doesn’t happen very often. Just ask my asawa.
Nothing cuter than a boobie…….er, I mean baby!
Got that right, Tony!
I would never try to go …….tit for tat…..with you Dave…..you my friend are a true wordsmith
Thank you Ralph in Iraq. I feel we are such bosom buddies now.
To Ralph and Dave: Lord have mercy! The Word Smith and the Pun Master have struck again.
Awww, shucks, you’re going to make me blush, Gary!
Dave–
Leave it to you to be around when food and boob are present. Very gentlemanly of you not to snap the boob(with your camera).
Good Ex-Pat American.
Aloha
Well, Don, I do have to draw the line somewhere, believe it or not. Take care, Buddy.
Really Ralph!