From the Central Illinois redneck author of "The Rooster Crows at 4am!," "Lizard Poop!," and "The Philippines Expat Advisor"
Stupid Japanese Guy Deported from Philippines!
I was going to put "Stupid Asian Guy" in this headline first, but why insult all other Asian groups? I mean if I put "Stupid White Guy" in a headline (and believe me, there are a few of us around), I could possibly be including American, Canadians, Europeans, Russians, etc. However, my Filipina wife believes that all white guys are from America and thinks all white people look alike. She's not a racist, she just verbalizes what some of us white folks say about Asian people: They all look alike. Well, back to the stupid Japanese guy who happens to be Asian. He got deported from the Philippines back to Japan where he was wanted for arranging fake marriages between Filipino women entertainers and Japanese men. That's what The Japan Times Online is reporting. That's an Asian newspaper, by the way.
Yoshifumi Fujii, 49, was escorted by Japanese police on a Japan Airlines flight for Tokyo after Philippine immigration chief Ronaldo Ledesma signed his deportation order. Mr. Fujii was suspected of arranging three fake marriages back in 2009 so that the Philippine "entertainers" (insert the word "prostitute" or "Guest Relations Officer" here) could acquire spousal visas in Japan.
Fujii's involvement in the scam was discovered after some of the couples were arrested last May. To avoid prosecution, Fujii fled to the Philippines last April and stayed in Davao. Now here comes the stupid part (aside from the marriage scam): Immigration authorities nabbed him Jan. 24 in Manila while he was trying to extend his visa.
The frickin' bonehead went to the Immigration Office knowing full well he was a wanted man in Japan! Guess he thought he could hook up with a fixer in the Immigration Office, I don't know. My humble opinion is that Mr. Fujii is short just a few sushi rolls of a full serving. And that may be slightly racist, but this website is a "politically correct free zone." And we're proud of that.